Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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