fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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