He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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