i permit you to call me
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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