: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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