we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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