wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.