Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
