Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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