I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
