Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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