I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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