just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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