I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
3pm strippers are depressing
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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