Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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