Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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