She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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