i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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