just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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