Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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