Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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