I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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