My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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