can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
whose parrot is this?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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