She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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