Duck Duck Cougar?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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