so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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