He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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