also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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