WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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