ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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