i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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