We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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