i was born a porn star she said
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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