I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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