Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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