There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
tell me about the fingering
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