4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
His nipple licking is glorious
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