We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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