Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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