They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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