yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is Oprah even human
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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