why didn't you poke me back
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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