Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she pinky promised me she was 18
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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