After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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