College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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