these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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