when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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