so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
