Taylor Swift is so right about you.
where am i from again
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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