with your own penis?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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