does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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