Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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