what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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