i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
