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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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