yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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