True but thats because hes a fetus.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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